偶自认。。。
偶是个谦虚的好孩子~
偶从不争着出风头，
只是每次风头都找上偶~
真的。。。
偶很诚实~
你问10个人，
11个都会这么说~
什么？
哪来11个？
第11个就是偶啊~
你看！
偶多诚实啊~
虽然偶是又谦虚滴好孩子，
但是啊~
有些东西不得不说~~
而偶今天想说的就是 ：
还是偶熬的汤最他妈的好喝~
真的~
偶是诚实的乖孩子~
所以你可以相信偶~
就这样。。。
Jul 4, 2009
Jul 2, 2009
凌晨啊~
今天~
早上 5.19 AM 。。。
偶们可爱的吸血鬼，娟，突然来了个讯息
讯息内容就是 ：
早安~~
。。。。。。
内人啊~~~
竟然晚通宵。。。
唉~~~
过后偶们就一直传讯息~~
传啊传~~
传啊传~~
传到一半。。。断了。。。
还以为她睡着了，
结果是跑出去骑脚车兜风。。。。
然后又继续谈啊谈~
谈啊谈~~
咦~~？又断了？
不管了~~
结果半小时后~
一封讯息又乖乖的来敲偶电话滴门了。。。
啊~~~通宵的人精神真好啊~~
某人终于累了，
决定上课睡觉。。。
可怜的孩子啊~~
睡吧睡吧~~
不要被抓包就好了~~
偶也睡了~~
ZZzzz............................................................
早上 5.19 AM 。。。
偶们可爱的吸血鬼，娟，突然来了个讯息
讯息内容就是 ：
早安~~
。。。。。。
内人啊~~~
竟然晚通宵。。。
唉~~~
过后偶们就一直传讯息~~
传啊传~~
传啊传~~
传到一半。。。断了。。。
还以为她睡着了，
结果是跑出去骑脚车兜风。。。。
然后又继续谈啊谈~
谈啊谈~~
咦~~？又断了？
不管了~~
结果半小时后~
一封讯息又乖乖的来敲偶电话滴门了。。。
啊~~~通宵的人精神真好啊~~
某人终于累了，
决定上课睡觉。。。
可怜的孩子啊~~
睡吧睡吧~~
不要被抓包就好了~~
偶也睡了~~
ZZzzz............................................................
Jun 30, 2009
Zen Sarcasm
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.
3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.
14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
17. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
20. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.
3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.
14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
17. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
20. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night
Jun 29, 2009
经典语录
你让我滚，我滚了。你让我回来，对不起，滚远了
流氓不可怕，就怕流氓有文化……
开车无难事，只怕有新人！
一山不能容二虎，除非一公和一母。
英雄不问出路，流氓不看岁数！
好好活着，因为我们会死很久!!!
没什么事不要找我，有事更不用找我
宁和明白人打一架，不跟sb说句话
只要锄头舞的好，那有墙角挖不倒？
连广告也信，读书读傻了吧！
要在江湖混，最好是光棍！！
不要和我比懒，我懒得和你比。
bmw是别摸我，msn是摸死你!
早上长睡不起；晚上视睡如归!
大师兄，听说二师兄的肉，比师傅的都贵了~~
犯贱是普遍真理，你我只是其中之一
唯女人与英语难过也，唯老婆与工作难找也!
赚别人的钱，让贫穷见鬼去吧。
就算是believe 中间也藏了一个lie
钱不是问题，问题是没钱！
我就像一只趴在玻璃上的苍蝇，前途一片光明，但又找不到出路．
水至清则无鱼，人至贱则无敌。
怀才就像怀孕，时间久了才能让人看出来。
今天心情不好.我只有四句话想说.包括这句和前面的两句.我的话说完了
人不能在一棵树上吊死，要在附近几棵树上多死几次试试
思想有多远，你就给我滚多远
你以为我会眼睁睁地看着你去送死？我会闭上眼睛的。
请你以后不要在我面前说英文了，OK？
好久没有人把牛皮吹的这么清新脱俗了！
一觉醒来，天都黑了。
钱可以解决的问题都不是问题。
不吃饱哪有力气减肥啊？
问君能有几多愁，恰似一群太监上青楼
钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
我允许你走进我的世界，但决不允许你在我的世界里走来走去。
人怕出名猪怕壮，男怕没钱女怕胖。
工作的最高境界就是看着别人上班，领着别人的工资。
骑白马的不一定是王子，可能是唐僧；有翅膀的不一定是天使，也可能是鸟人！
流氓不可怕，就怕流氓有文化……
开车无难事，只怕有新人！
一山不能容二虎，除非一公和一母。
英雄不问出路，流氓不看岁数！
好好活着，因为我们会死很久!!!
没什么事不要找我，有事更不用找我
宁和明白人打一架，不跟sb说句话
只要锄头舞的好，那有墙角挖不倒？
连广告也信，读书读傻了吧！
要在江湖混，最好是光棍！！
不要和我比懒，我懒得和你比。
bmw是别摸我，msn是摸死你!
早上长睡不起；晚上视睡如归!
大师兄，听说二师兄的肉，比师傅的都贵了~~
犯贱是普遍真理，你我只是其中之一
唯女人与英语难过也，唯老婆与工作难找也!
赚别人的钱，让贫穷见鬼去吧。
就算是believe 中间也藏了一个lie
钱不是问题，问题是没钱！
我就像一只趴在玻璃上的苍蝇，前途一片光明，但又找不到出路．
水至清则无鱼，人至贱则无敌。
怀才就像怀孕，时间久了才能让人看出来。
今天心情不好.我只有四句话想说.包括这句和前面的两句.我的话说完了
人不能在一棵树上吊死，要在附近几棵树上多死几次试试
思想有多远，你就给我滚多远
你以为我会眼睁睁地看着你去送死？我会闭上眼睛的。
请你以后不要在我面前说英文了，OK？
好久没有人把牛皮吹的这么清新脱俗了！
一觉醒来，天都黑了。
钱可以解决的问题都不是问题。
不吃饱哪有力气减肥啊？
问君能有几多愁，恰似一群太监上青楼
钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
我允许你走进我的世界，但决不允许你在我的世界里走来走去。
人怕出名猪怕壮，男怕没钱女怕胖。
工作的最高境界就是看着别人上班，领着别人的工资。
骑白马的不一定是王子，可能是唐僧；有翅膀的不一定是天使，也可能是鸟人！
Jun 28, 2009
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)